Wolverines do not ask for permissions

A wolverine crouched in frozen tundra, claws embedded in an open storage bucket, IAM policy documents shredded around it. Cloud provider logos drift like snow. The permissions said no. The wolverine did not read them.

The cloud is a frozen tundra, vast, unforgiving, and full of poorly-guarded caches of meat (data). The wolverine doesn’t “explore” cloud environments; it tears through them with claws of CLI commands and teeth of exploit scripts. IAM roles? Chewed through. Storage buckets? Ripped open. Serverless functions? Crunched like frozen bones. From AWS to Azure, we operate on one principle: If it’s in the cloud, it’s already ours, they just don’t know it yet.

Serverless means 'no server to stop me':